What's wrong with this picture? That's right. The most evil fashion trend sprung upon humans since the Orlon Leisure suit- hip hugger jeans! Now, I live in Los Angeles, and many, many women wear these, an might I add- wear them BADLY. I've seen these things for the better part of 10 years, and I am finally fed up! I have to say what most people, including your husbands, boyfriends, mothers, etc. Have been afraid to tell you- you look incredibly stupid and clumsy, trying to pull this look off. Now, I'll admit, I tried to wear these jeans when they first came out, but then I discovered how unattractive it was to keep pulling the back of your jeans up at a 5 minute interval. ( Even if you are skinny like me) But seeing them on other women, both thin and thick, is all too painful. Things I have seen in these jeans can't be unseen.
- If you feel the need to wear these jeans, PLEASE, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, SHAVE!!! I don't want to see your Brillo pad "down there"- I'd really like to keep my lunch.
- Don't wear these if you are "big boned", "ample", or "rotund". Muffin tops belong on muffins. It doesn't look healthy that you are cutting off your circulation , either.
- Don't expose your thong!! ( Unless you live in a trailer park or are a guest on "Jerry Springer", it's only acceptable in those 2 areas.)
- Oh, and big boned gals, DON'T EVER WEAR A THONG WITH HIP HUGGERS! The effect is like putting a tight rubber band on a grapefruit. Not pretty.
- To my fellow skinny chicks- you're not all that either, these jeans make you look short! I also don't want to be in a grocery store and be forced to watch you pull up your pants every 2 seconds or be exposed to an underwear ( or even worse) shot.
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